Title: Ears.
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Fandom, Pairing: Loveless, SoubixRitsuka
Rating: NC-17. Definitely not for the kiddies.
Notes, Dedication: Handwritten. My first Loveless fic; be kind. lucymay_lj, this is for you.

( How can you be a pervert and a sappy romantic at the same time? )

Title: Always Better on Holiday
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: RL/SB
Rating: hard R (I’m so naughty.)
Summary: dogdaysofsummer prompt # 1: warm stone. Porn with some plot.
Disclaimer: not ours, &c.
Feedback: will be shagged rotten over the kitchen table.
Notes: POV shifts. Something very new for me; be gentle.
Dedication: melandry, when are we getting married?


( bloody hot out )

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Title: a fine way to end a saturday (4/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: this installment: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: A series of Plot-What-Plot shorts which will, all told, include a hell of a lot of slash, femmeslash, and het. This chapter: Sirius has no more attachment to plot featuring in his stories than do I. Remus likes it when he talks dirty.
Disclaimer: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Feedback: is my anti-drug. Praise and/or concrit shall get you generally loved upon. Possibly a dedication. That is how much I love it.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Reply with suggestions for the next interlude. If I use your idea, I'll be certain to include you in the dedication.
Dedication: slian_martreb, because she accidentally spawned the bunny for this bit. Love! treeperson for the heck of it, because she's cool and has commented on other parts of this series. aylaranzz, same reason. melandry, because I'm not sure if it's yet time to stop wooing her with my mad pr0n skillz.


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( Tell me a bedtime story. )

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Title: please, may i have another (12/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: This chapter: Remus indulges in some kinks he never knew were there.
Disclaimer: J.K.'s sandbox; I'm just playing in it.
Feedback: makes me do the no-pants mcdance.
Notes: It's been ages, I know!!! Still handwritten. (But I'm sometimes getting around to typing them up, so hopefully I'll get the whole series done this summer.) Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Reply with suggestions for the next interlude. If I use your idea, I'll be certain to include you in the dedication. If you're a casual fan of the series or brand-new to it, there's no need to go back and read the whole thing (unless you'd like to, and I am rather proud of it ^_^).
Dedication: aylaranzz, because the whole spanking/cross-dressing thing was something she suggested. melandry, as she's been with me right from the beginning. Merci beaucoup, all loyal readers of this series and sorry I'm so naughty about updating it. (Two months... Sorry, I suck. You're awesome, though.)

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( It makes him want to take the naughty boy over his knees and... not continue that train of thought at the breakfast table. )

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Title: easy access (3/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: this installment: RL/SB, Remus/OFC, Sirius/OFC, OFC/OFC, various permutations thereof
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: A series of Plot-What-Plot shorts which will, all told, include a hell of a lot of slash, femmeslash, and het. This chapter: Sirius has a surprise under his robes.
Disclaimer: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Feedback: is my anti-drug. Praise and/or concrit shall get you generally loved upon. Possibly a dedication. That is how much I love it.
Notes: Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series.
Dedication: xxsickxgirlxx, whose offhanded remark that robes are for easy access inspired this bit of yummy. slian_martreb, whom I dearly love. melandry, as always. Fans of the series- you make my world go 'round.

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( and ohhh, he wants to. )

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Title: four's company (2/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: this installment: RL/SB, Remus/OFC, Sirius/OFC, OFC/OFC, various permutations thereof
Rating: very NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: A series of Plot-What-Plot shorts which will, all told, include a hell of a lot of slash, femmeslash, and het. Sirius' lady-friends are anything but. Remus can't get enough.
Disclaimer: *is not-for-profit-or-infringement-or-anything-of-that-nature*
Feedback: is my anti-drug. Praise and/or concrit shall get you generally loved upon. Possibly a dedication. That is how much I love it.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Do I need to warn for foursomes?
Dedication: 1. ero_ica, for her lovely (and long) reply to the first one.
2. ozymannedias, because I've not sent anything her way in a good bit, and this one is insanely smutty.
3. melandry, because she is a dear.

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( domino effect. )

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Title: tried it just for once (1/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: this installment: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17 overall, this chapter: hard R
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: A series of Plot-What-Plot shorts which will, all told, include a hell of a lot of slash, femmeslash, and het. As to this chapter, Sirius has been snooping around in the Restricted Section again and is eager to share his findings with dear Remus.
Disclaimer: *is not-for-profit-or-infringement-or-anything-of-that-nature*
Feedback: is my anti-drug. Praise and/or concrit shall get you generally loved upon. Possibly a dedication. That is how much I love it.
Notes: Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series.
Dedication: super_bleeder_, for her love of PWPs. melandry, 'cause my ego isn't really her responsibility. :)

( Behold: the joy of sex. )

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Title: adventures in sensory deprivation, part two (11/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: This chapter: direct continuation of part ten; Sirius' turn for the blindfold.
Disclaimer: J.K.'s sandbox; I'm just playing in it.
Feedback: makes me do the no-pants mcdance.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Reply with suggestions for the next interlude. If I use your idea, I'll be certain to include you in the dedication. If you're a casual fan of the series or brand-new to it, there's no need to go back and read the whole thing (unless you'd like to, and I am rather proud of it ^_^), but this is the one chapter for which maybe you should first read its immediate predecessor.
Dedication: slian_martreb, because the whole blindfold thing was hers to start with. melandry, for thinking of my dad in Boston and consequently of me. Merci beaucoup, all loyal readers of this series and sorry I'm so naughty about updating it.

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( Sirius is being reduced to a quivering boy-shaped mass, panting and shaking. )

Title: Appetizer (2/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: this installment: Yuki, Shu, Hiro (variously)
Rating: Quite adult.
Summary: Incredibly PWP-esque. Hiro arrives early. Yuki and Shu have already started a little party of their own.
Disclaimer: Gravitation and all characters contained therein belong to Murakami Maki-sensei, etc. etc.
Feedback: would be much appreciated, since this is my first Gravi fic series.
Notes: Handwritten. Xposted over at yaoi_smut_fics.
Dedication: lucymay_lj, 'cause I hart j00.

( Is there really only one way to shut you up? )

Title: Breakfast (1/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: this installment: Yuki x Shu
Rating: NC-17
Summary: I suck at summaries. It's mostly PWP anyway. Shuichi wants something. What is he willing to do to get it?
Disclaimer: Gravitation and all characters contained therein belong to Murakami Maki-sensei, etc. etc.
Feedback: would be much appreciated, since this is my first Gravi fic.
Notes: Handwritten. Xposted over at yaoi_smut_fics.
Dedication: lucymay_lj, in return for her introducing me to the Remixes. I know this isn't as sexy, but I wanted you to have something. ^_^

( I'm going to eat you up. )

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Title: adventures in sensory deprivation, part one (10/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: This chapter: The story briefly erupts into plot, before once again deteriorating into smut. Remus has a special request.
Disclaimer: J.K.'s sandbox; I'm just playing in it.
Feedback: makes me do the no-pants mcdance.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Reply with suggestions for the next interlude. If I use your idea, I'll be certain to include you in the dedication.
Dedication: slian_martreb, at whose feet I worship because she always has the right suggestions for kinks- Sirius will get his next chapter. ^_^ melandry, because I love her and promise I haven't fallen off the deep end boat ship internet face of the earth- I know this fic has nothing to do with homosexual Japanese monks, but enjoy nonetheless.

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( Give us a kiss, pretty Moony. )

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Title: all tied up (9/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: A series of Plot-What-Plot (or so you think) shorts which will, all told, include a hell of a lot of slash, femmeslash, and het (mostly slash, of course). This chapter: Back at Hogwarts for their final year, and Sirius wants to try something new.
Disclaimer: J.K.'s sandbox; I'm just playing in it.
Feedback: is my anti-drug. Praise and/or concrit shall get you generally loved upon. Possibly a dedication. That is how much I love it.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Reply with suggestions for the next interlude. If I use your idea, I'll be certain to include you in the dedication. Sorry I've been so lax lately (still). And also I suck at naming these.
Dedication: slian_martreb- thanks for this one, honeybunch.


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( God, you're gorgeous like that. )

Title: eighteen
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: RL/SB
Rating: light R
Summary: Sirius hates birthdays.
Disclaimer: J.K.'s paint, my humble little brush.
Notes: Handwritten. ('Cause it's what I do.)
Dedication: Sorry it's late, catofchocolate. Happy birthday baby!

( We can't change what happened in the past, but Peter worships the ground you walk on. James thinks so highly of you, loves you so much that if I were Lily, I'd be jealous. And I- I... )

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Title: into the sunset(8/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: A series of Plot-What-Plot shorts which will, all told, include a hell of a lot of slash, femmeslash, and het (mostly slash, of course). This chapter: sunset sex (and the beginnings of something a little more emotional than their current mutual sex addiction?).
Disclaimer: J.K.'s sandbox; I'm just playing in it.
Feedback: is my anti-drug. Praise and/or concrit shall get you generally loved upon. Possibly a dedication. That is how much I love it.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Reply with suggestions for the next interlude. If I use your idea, I'll be certain to include you in the dedication. Sorry I've been so lax lately (still). Incidentally, this is one of my favourite things I've ever written.
Dedication: *catofchocolate, to tide you over until I get your real present ready. (God I'm late. Sorry.) *The rest of you: apologies for not writing more. I think I've got more free time this week. <3


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( Remus has to sit up to rid himself of the shirt he is wearing, and then it is only them and their long, boyish, sun-browned limbs- their coarse, scratchy leg hair and downy chests and flat stomachs. )

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Title: dirty magazines (7/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: A series of Plot-What-Plot shorts which will, all told, include a hell of a lot of slash, femmeslash, and het. This chapter: Pretty straight-up porn. Sirius has some quirky little fantasies.
Disclaimer: J.K.'s sandbox; I'm just playing in it.
Feedback: is my anti-drug. Praise and/or concrit shall get you generally loved upon. Possibly a dedication. That is how much I love it.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Reply with suggestions for the next interlude. If I use your idea, I'll be certain to include you in the dedication. Sorry I've been so lax lately.
Dedication: lejic- some handwritten porn of your very own. :) melandry and slian_martreb, because.


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( Remus practically flies off the bed as Sirius swings easily in through the open window. 'Merlin on a cracker!' Sirius shoots him a sly grin. 'What the shit are you doing in my bedroom?!' )

Title: A hundred First Kisses
Author: Captain Daisyshine Blackbeard
Pairing: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "Remus had never thought to have another of those perfect missed opportunities, those beginnings with no end." Well, now he does. So he does what he does best: writes.
Disclaimer: I'm just a simple sculptor; it's J.K.'s Play-Doh.
Notes: Based loosely on the first several prompts for tellmeakiss (I've taken some liberties with the time period), but also on a request from a dear, dear sweet thing by the name of slian_martreb. Handwritten. (But of course.) Cross-posted a few places. Mea culpa, etc. Also, a bit of art, for your enjoyment. Maybe one of those first kisses?
Dedication: Slian, baby, this one's all for you. Hope it warms you right up.

( Thinking Sirius, his insanely loyal, no-concept-of-personal-space Padfoot, was the traitor, Remus had filed away a hundred bittersweet memories in a locked drawer of the metaphorical filing cabinet of his heart. But now, it's all been turned upside-down: over a decade of misdirected hatred, and suddenly Remus finds himself drowning in fear (of his own emotions, for Sirius' life) and hope (that they will once more be closer than close, that he won't have to be alone). )

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Title: (6/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: this installment: RL/SB, OFC/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: A series of Plot-What-Plot shorts which will, all told, include a hell of a lot of slash, femmeslash, and het. This chapter: The girls are leaving in a few weeks. Remus and Sirius want to give them something to remember.
Disclaimer: If dear Jo were dead (thank heavens no), she'd be rolling in her grave.
Feedback: is my anti-drug. Praise and/or concrit shall get you generally loved upon. Possibly a dedication. That is how much I love it.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Reply with suggestions for the next interlude. If I use your idea, I'll be certain to include you in the dedication.
Dedication: slian_martreb, 'cause I have yet to finish up the one that's 'speshly for her. Hope this one gets you at least a little warm. ero_ica and aylaranzz, who are content just to watch. :) melandry, my pervy valentine.


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( Well, yeah, one last time. )

Title: to see if I can shake you out of sleep
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: If you believe I'm doing this for any reason other than pure and simple fun, I've got an oceanfront propertyin the Sahara you may want to look at.
Feedback: Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Based on the Vienna Teng song "Enough to Go By" (lyrics at the beginning). Post-Azkaban. Angsty, but with a (mostly) happy ending.
Dedication: super_bleeder_, 'cause I told her I was taking a brief hiatus from O.A. (but no worries, new chapter tonight or tomorrow). melandry, as a belated V-Day gift.


( And Remus hadn't meant to infuse the name with thirteen years (more, really) of longing, but, well, things happen. )

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Title: quick and dirty (5/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: this installment: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: A series of Plot-What-Plot shorts which will, all told, include a hell of a lot of slash, femmeslash, and het. This chapter: These days, Quidditch too gets Remus really hot.
Disclaimer: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Feedback: is my anti-drug. Praise and/or concrit shall get you generally loved upon. Possibly a dedication. That is how much I love it.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Reply with suggestions for the next interlude. If I use your idea, I'll be certain to include you in the dedication.
Dedication: catofchocolate, for being comment-ically inclined and enjoying previous chapters. andrea__88, because she seems like a nice lass. :) slian_martreb, for writing me Remus/Sirius honeymoon!fic. basiliskfairy, because I haven't sent anything porny her way in a while. melandry, because V-Day fast approaches...


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( Hi, sorry, can't party, gotta go shag my insatiably horny best mate.> <a href= )

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Title: a fine way to end a saturday (4/?)
Author: Captain Daisyshine
Pairing: this installment: RL/SB
Rating: NC-17
Series: Orgasm Addict
Summary: A series of Plot-What-Plot shorts which will, all told, include a hell of a lot of slash, femmeslash, and het. This chapter: Sirius has no more attachment to plot featuring in his stories than do I. Remus likes it when he talks dirty.
Disclaimer: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Feedback: is my anti-drug. Praise and/or concrit shall get you generally loved upon. Possibly a dedication. That is how much I love it.
Notes: Handwritten. Cross-posted to remusxsirius. Inspired by the Buzzcocks song of the same name as the series. Reply with suggestions for the next interlude. If I use your idea, I'll be certain to include you in the dedication.
Dedication: slian_martreb, because she accidentally spawned the bunny for this bit. Love! treeperson for the heck of it, because she's cool and has commented on other parts of this series. aylaranzz, same reason. melandry, because I'm not sure if it's yet time to stop wooing her with my mad pr0n skillz.


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( Tell me a bedtime story. )